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  • 70 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 4:28pm

    Then

  • 71 71
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 27, 10 at 9:19am

    You forgot to mention the Dildo in your ass...

  • 71 74
    Submitted by anonymousme on Jan 27, 10 at 10:08am

    lame. how are "drunk" ppl on tfln able to text so well while drunk?!? doing stupid shit but texting spot-on. MIRACLE! or non-drunk douches trying to sound cool.

    • 75 64
      Submitted by WelcomeChallenge on Jan 27, 10 at 2:49pm

      Thats the truth I hate how fake some of these texts have become

  • 73 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:30pm

    Hahaha I always do the most retarded stuff when I'm hungover/drunk the next morning

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 5:09pm

    3:37 he probably realized it in mid-doing so. So fuk you

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:47am

    Am I the only one that can drink without acting like a lameass idiot?!?!

    • 66 66
      Submitted by PootieTang on Jan 27, 10 at 10:54am

      Yes, now, back to your juice box.

  • 70 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:14am

    Hahaaa niice.

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 8:19pm

    FAKE as fuck

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 5:08pm

    Lmfao

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 12:25pm

    That's beyound drunk, that's stupid.

  • 59 71
    Submitted by breakfast on Jan 27, 10 at 9:28am

    oh jeez, thats not where either of those items should go!! boy that guy must have really tied one on! whew! sometimes when im not paying attention, i put my wallet in the refrigerator. and im like "well come on! where is your head?" ahahahaha! LOL!!!

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:19am

    Baha I like it

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 3:37pm

    Um. If your sober enough to realize that was stupid then there was no reason to do it in the first plac. You just make yourself look like an idiot tryin to sound cool. Fail.

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:54am

    Fake

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 6:59am

    I know?! Don't you hate that?! The eggs go in the sink and the remote goes in the freezer, right?...fake text. Total fail.

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:14am

    Hey 10:08, it's called "texts from last night" meaning that they coulda texted these last night, then woke up sober and thought it was funny, so they posted it on TFLN, you sir, are a tool! Go away with your jersey shore fist pump

    • 47 79
      Submitted by desal816 on Jan 27, 10 at 11:32am

      so you think last night someone sent a text to someone saying "you think you're still drunk from last night" ?\n\ndo you see how that makes no sense

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:21am

    10:08 I don't know what kind of phone you have but I know i can be blackout drunk and my texts make perfect sense with proper spelling and more often than not proper grammar all thanks to my phone..anything is possible.. Lighten up a little!

  • 50 63
    Submitted by tally on Sep 5, 10 at 4:28pm

    hahaha...this happened after going out & deciding to go grocery shopping at 5 in the morning..then trying to put up the groceries still drunk/hungover. and not everyone is a dumb fuck while drunk, although the droid has a nifty auto correct function to help out when i cant help myself.. maybe some of you should look into joining the tfln police, since there are so many fantastic fakers running around. take it easy, guidos...its just the internet;)

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 8:59pm

    This is hilarious. I'm going to choose to belies it's not fake, cause I've done the same type of shit. Good times.

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:06am

    Lol

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 5:31pm

    This is the stupidest post. This person should kill themself