he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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