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  • 81 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:52am

    8:22, shitty, feel for you and all that, but doubt you would be announcing that to some stranger on tfln if it was true. And even if it is. You can't expect everyone in the entire world to know your mother died.

  • 96 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:15pm

    you mean she wants you to act like a normal boyfriend who actually likes his girlfriend and wants to talk to her? that's fuckin INSANEEE

  • 79 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:28am

    Well way to jump on the offensive and call people idiots! I love you too, hon. Well, technically only if you go for gurlz too. Sorry you got your panties in a knot over me being first. Ahh you've been pregnant? Guess I wasn't first at some things... heh -8:15 with love

  • 85 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:11am

    no one cares, idiot

  • 91 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:48pm

    Man I know the feeling my girls the same way. It's a trust thing. All her exs fucked her over so now I get the flack. Fucking stupid but a nessary evil if ya love her. True story

  • 78 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:22am

    my mother ? listen, you two year old nitwit, my mother died 11 years ago when i was pregnant with my daughter if you dont have anything intelligent to say, go back to your little sandbox and keep playing in it

  • 74 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:22pm

    i feel like this is about me...joe?

  • 81 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:17pm

    8:22, no one cares about your dead mother.

  • 67 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:28am

    Soo are you in a long distance relationship?

  • 77 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:36pm

    if she wants to know where you are 24/7, or has issues with you having a life, its not good. but if you're dating her, and you've talked to her enough to get to know her, obviously she's gonna want you to text her or call her when you're apart cause you're important to her. it's called romance. it's pretty normal.

  • 67 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:01pm

    8:22, I care about your dead mother. I'm sorry that happened to you. Too many people do the "your mom" think with no regard to who they're speaking to.

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:38am

    another fail post from CT

  • 62 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:16am

    I don't get how this is funny...

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:59am

    call her while you are getting a BJ from a college slut. Maybe she will get the idea

  • 70 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:30am

    8:28 but then everyone would call us sluts :(

  • 72 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:44pm

    Sounds like it's about me. Didn't know Enzo/Carlos read TFLN

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:24am

    Calling and/or texting often is night something that describes the life of highschoolers...actually, once you grow up a little bit, you might find that you can find a person that you truly want to be with all of the time and still think about anytime you are apart. Ah yes, maturity. You're most likely going to get married to someone someday. What then? You'll have to see them every single day!! EWWW....

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:37am

    And this is not funny

  • 73 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:10pm

    she wants to know where you are so you don't catch her fucking random guys back home or at her college. Dump that bitch!!

  • 72 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:12am

    ok, so , if you realize it not high school, and your gf is still acting that way , you need to talk to her or find a woman who is a bit more mature and self confident

  • 67 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:23am

    -8:15 goes crying to mommy- Seriously people where are you guys going with this??

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:15am

    8:11 - oh pity at least your mom does ;D

  • 66 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 1:57pm

    I agree this is another lame ct post...dammit I've submitted much funnier stuff that never got posted

  • 66 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:17am

    Except for 8:15, it's not

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 10:08am

    wow you mean she actually wants you to act like your boyfriend? damnn call the cops.

  • 58 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:12pm

    you actually did that shit in high school?

  • 61 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:58am

    I had a crazy girlfriend once we went out for like a week and like two days in she fel in love with me and she wouldn't give me five minutes to myself and she made me call her every night just so I could tell her goodnight and she was like I'll kill myself if you ever leave me

  • 61 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:51am

    In soviet russia u would be considered lucky if u survive highschool