So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
