he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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