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  • 75 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:48pm

    mmm sexy banjo players yum

  • 63 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:29am

    this WOULD be some 310 shit

  • 62 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:32pm

    note to self, buy banjo

  • 61 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:42pm

    5:40, no he has it right....saying its like moths to lights insinuates the banjos find the hipster chicks...whereas he was saying the hipster chicks find the banjos...

  • 66 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 7:48pm

    The Adams Family theme on the banjo kicks ass. Actually anything on the banjo kicks ass. Banjo > Guitar. lol Seriously

  • 60 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 7:47pm

    there's also something to be said for fingerpickin speed.

  • 62 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:50pm

    And William Eliott Whitmore.

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:22am

    well, my name is banjo... so im betting you cant beat that... and yes... they are drawn to me:D

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 10:08pm

    lmao. Nothing like a banjo player.

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 9:37pm

    So true. Banjos are sexy. Steve Martin is even sexy playing the banjo.

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 7:20pm

    6:25 if you actually knew anything about music, you would know that banjos are not only used to play country music you ignorant fuck.

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:01am

    I'm really just pleased that someone else uses the term 'hipster bitches'. ex: "That's the shirt I wear when I want to pick up hipster bitches." Satisfying to say.

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:23pm

    Provided he is already attractive.. a guy with a banjo is guaranteed a place in between my legs. It's the one thing that will really get me every time.

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:31pm

    wtf does this 'first' shit mean?

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:57pm

    look up banjo on urban dictionary!

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:25pm

    Why the fuck would anyone want to bang someone who got off to banjo music? Sorry, but Deliverance doesn't exactly give me a boner. You can have Cletus' daughter, buddy.

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:12am

    its really really true

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:05am

    i pity hipsters for their idiocy.

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:56pm

    Man, this is so true... my banjo lost me my virginity.

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:56pm

    That said, we're not all cletuses: check youtube for "Prelude from Bach Violin Partitia #3" by Bela Fleck"

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 9:41pm

    i just love how every hipster is an exact replica of any other hipster. i loves me some conformity.

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:33pm

    5:31 - it means that they're the first one to make a post. i guess its a big deal..?

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:14am

    only if you're one of the avett brothers.

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:29pm

    Banjo music makes me happy.

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:10pm

    yeah chicks love the banjo music... if their brothers are the ones playing the banjos... whats the definition of perfect pitch? when you can throw an accordion into a trash can and snap the banjo neck in two without hitting the rim...

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:57pm

    god why are hipsters so annoying

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:26pm

    how about i jus fuck u really hard instead

  • 43 47
    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Sep 17, 11 at 8:35pm

    I fucking hate hipsters. However most of the time hipster girls are fineee....

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:54am

    Damn it sounds like I need to buy myself a banjo

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:24pm

    banjos are totally the sexiest instrument known to man. i want a naked man playing a banjo here with me right now. *heaven!*

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:40pm

    i believe it's "like moths to lights" not the other way around.

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:35pm

    and hipster bitches lead to anal.

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:08pm

    "Can you sing in a sexy high falsetto?"

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 10:44pm

    aspiring to a certain image, whether it is being a "non-conformist" or something more mainstream is a paradox in itself. who the fuck cares, stop labeling people.

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:28pm

    ^^ um, in stead of playing a banjo? Why not do both?

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 9:58pm

    i just wanted to say I hate the goddamn avett brothers and their damn banjos.

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:53pm

    Classical banjo player here. We're good, but we're not *that* great.

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:19pm

    ew my dad plays banjo..

  • 51 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:31pm

    This can't be correct. Banjos? Damn. Now what am I going to do with all these accordion lessons?

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:08am

    6:25, a banjo doesn't ALWAYS produce a Jethro Tull kind of sound. Take a look at Sufjan, Avett Brothers, Tilly and the Wall, The Decemberists. All different sounds. All invloving a banjo.