Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
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note to self, buy banjo
mmm sexy banjo players yum
5:40, no he has it right....saying its like moths to lights insinuates the banjos find the hipster chicks...whereas he was saying the hipster chicks find the banjos...
this WOULD be some 310 shit
well, my name is banjo... so im betting you cant beat that... and yes... they are drawn to me:D
I'm really just pleased that someone else uses the term 'hipster bitches'. ex: "That's the shirt I wear when I want to pick up hipster bitches." Satisfying to say.
The Adams Family theme on the banjo kicks ass. Actually anything on the banjo kicks ass. Banjo > Guitar. lol Seriously
5:31 - it means that they're the first one to make a post. i guess its a big deal..?
Provided he is already attractive.. a guy with a banjo is guaranteed a place in between my legs. It's the one thing that will really get me every time.
Nothing like a banjo player.
how about i jus fuck u really hard instead
i just love how every hipster is an exact replica of any other hipster. i loves me some conformity.
i pity hipsters for their idiocy.
And William Eliott Whitmore.
there's also something to be said for fingerpickin speed.
6:25 if you actually knew anything about music, you would know that banjos are not only used to play country music you ignorant fuck.
its really really true
Man, this is so true... my banjo lost me my virginity.
So true. Banjos are sexy. Steve Martin is even sexy playing the banjo.
Why the fuck would anyone want to bang someone who got off to banjo music? Sorry, but Deliverance doesn't exactly give me a boner. You can have Cletus' daughter, buddy.
wtf does this 'first' shit mean?
i just wanted to say I hate the goddamn avett brothers and their damn banjos.
Classical banjo player here. We're good, but we're not *that* great.
only if you're one of the avett brothers.
"Can you sing in a sexy high falsetto?"
That said, we're not all cletuses: check youtube for "Prelude from Bach Violin Partitia #3" by Bela Fleck"
I fucking hate hipsters. However most of the time hipster girls are fineee....
yeah chicks love the banjo music... if their brothers are the ones playing the banjos...
whats the definition of perfect pitch? when you can throw an accordion into a trash can and snap the banjo neck in two without hitting the rim...
and hipster bitches lead to anal.
^^ um, in stead of playing a banjo?
Why not do both?
aspiring to a certain image, whether it is being a "non-conformist" or something more mainstream is a paradox in itself. who the fuck cares, stop labeling people.
look up banjo on urban dictionary!
banjos are totally the sexiest instrument known to man.
i want a naked man playing a banjo here with me right now. *heaven!*
Banjo music makes me happy.
Damn it sounds like I need to buy myself a banjo
i believe it's "like moths to lights" not the other way around.
This can't be correct. Banjos? Damn. Now what am I going to do with all these accordion lessons?
god why are hipsters so annoying
6:25, a banjo doesn't ALWAYS produce a Jethro Tull kind of sound. Take a look at Sufjan, Avett Brothers, Tilly and the Wall, The Decemberists. All different sounds. All invloving a banjo.
ew my dad plays banjo..