he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I want to fling myself into the sun
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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