So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Randomize
