so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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