A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
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amen to that. are you my soulmate?
Be nice to 2:22. He's too inexperienced to know the difference between good and bad sex. For him, all sex lasts for 8 seconds and is followed by 30 minutes of crying.
Q-tips are God's gift to the people of the universe. don't take them for granted.
I bought some really cheap qtips and it feels like I'm cleaning my ears out with twigs. Now I know what it's like to go home with the ugly chick - it may get the job done but you don't enjoy it.
No sex is better than bad sex.
2:22 re-read it again and note that it says BAD sex.
Ear-rotic, aren't we?
October 12th poster is a fucking idiot. LOL
ture and really funny
9:08 reminds me of one of my favorite quotes:
Sex is like pizza: when its good, its really fucking good. And even when its bad, its still pretty good!!!
Sadly, that is incredibly accurate.
...PERHAPS IF YOU HAVE NO GENITALIA, FIGNUTS!!! LOL LOL LOL!!1
i just dont think that you have had good sex if you are thinking that. lol
Totally true. Its feels quite nice, no?
dudes, go q-tip your ears and tell me it doesn't feel amazing.
better than BAD sex, not quite as good as good.
Q-tipping your ears while pooping is the best thing EVER!
281 330 8004 i will forever remember that number unfortunately
Q-tips warn you not to put them in your ears; true story. Check the box.
If u think bad sex is good u prob don't get enough to know the difference. I would rather circle jerk lol
It's an eargasm
How about trying a good q-tip in the vagina next time.
sex is better than anything, how pathetic your life must be!
dude even bad sex is still good.
i totally had an amazing ear swabing this morning. the sex... meh
Cleaning my ears out is my favorite thing to do. I totally text Mike Jones every time this happens.
try earsex next time.... kill 2 birds with one stone