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  • amen to that. are you my soulmate?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:03am
  • Be nice to 2:22. He's too inexperienced to know the difference between good and bad sex. For him, all sex lasts for 8 seconds and is followed by 30 minutes of crying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:10pm
  • Q-tips are God's gift to the people of the universe. don't take them for granted.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:37pm
  • I bought some really cheap qtips and it feels like I'm cleaning my ears out with twigs. Now I know what it's like to go home with the ugly chick - it may get the job done but you don't enjoy it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:39am
  • No sex is better than bad sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:08am
  • 2:22 re-read it again and note that it says BAD sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 3:09pm
  • ture and really funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:07am
  • Ear-rotic, aren't we?

    Submitted by thinkgreen420 on May 17, 10 at 12:41pm
  • 9:08 reminds me of one of my favorite quotes: Sex is like pizza: when its good, its really fucking good. And even when its bad, its still pretty good!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:13am
  • Sadly, that is incredibly accurate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:49pm
  • October 12th poster is a fucking idiot. LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:56pm
  • ...PERHAPS IF YOU HAVE NO GENITALIA, FIGNUTS!!! LOL LOL LOL!!1

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:33pm
  • i just dont think that you have had good sex if you are thinking that. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:49pm
  • Totally true. Its feels quite nice, no?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:56pm
  • Q-tips warn you not to put them in your ears; true story. Check the box.

    Submitted by tmccleaf1171 on Apr 2, 10 at 11:18am
  • Q-tipping your ears while pooping is the best thing EVER!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 3:23pm
  • dudes, go q-tip your ears and tell me it doesn't feel amazing. better than BAD sex, not quite as good as good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:14pm
  • 281 330 8004 i will forever remember that number unfortunately

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:13pm
  • Agreed

    Submitted by carathewatemelon on Nov 9, 11 at 7:09pm
  • It's an eargasm

    Submitted by loismustdie on Apr 4, 10 at 6:02am
  • If u think bad sex is good u prob don't get enough to know the difference. I would rather circle jerk lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:27pm
  • How about trying a good q-tip in the vagina next time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:33am
  • sex is better than anything, how pathetic your life must be!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 2:22pm
  • i totally had an amazing ear swabing this morning. the sex... meh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:21am
  • dude even bad sex is still good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:08pm
  • try earsex next time.... kill 2 birds with one stone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 4:15pm
  • Cleaning my ears out is my favorite thing to do. I totally text Mike Jones every time this happens.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:34pm