A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
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amen to that. are you my soulmate?
Be nice to 2:22. He's too inexperienced to know the difference between good and bad sex. For him, all sex lasts for 8 seconds and is followed by 30 minutes of crying.
Q-tips are God's gift to the people of the universe. don't take them for granted.
I bought some really cheap qtips and it feels like I'm cleaning my ears out with twigs. Now I know what it's like to go home with the ugly chick - it may get the job done but you don't enjoy it.
No sex is better than bad sex.
2:22 re-read it again and note that it says BAD sex.
Ear-rotic, aren't we?
ture and really funny
9:08 reminds me of one of my favorite quotes:
Sex is like pizza: when its good, its really fucking good. And even when its bad, its still pretty good!!!
October 12th poster is a fucking idiot. LOL
Sadly, that is incredibly accurate.
...PERHAPS IF YOU HAVE NO GENITALIA, FIGNUTS!!! LOL LOL LOL!!1
i just dont think that you have had good sex if you are thinking that. lol
Totally true. Its feels quite nice, no?
Q-tips warn you not to put them in your ears; true story. Check the box.
Q-tipping your ears while pooping is the best thing EVER!
dudes, go q-tip your ears and tell me it doesn't feel amazing.
better than BAD sex, not quite as good as good.
281 330 8004 i will forever remember that number unfortunately
It's an eargasm
If u think bad sex is good u prob don't get enough to know the difference. I would rather circle jerk lol
How about trying a good q-tip in the vagina next time.
i totally had an amazing ear swabing this morning. the sex... meh
sex is better than anything, how pathetic your life must be!
try earsex next time.... kill 2 birds with one stone
dude even bad sex is still good.
Cleaning my ears out is my favorite thing to do. I totally text Mike Jones every time this happens.