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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:03am

    amen to that. are you my soulmate?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:10pm

    Be nice to 2:22. He's too inexperienced to know the difference between good and bad sex. For him, all sex lasts for 8 seconds and is followed by 30 minutes of crying.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:37pm

    Q-tips are God's gift to the people of the universe. don't take them for granted.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:08am

    No sex is better than bad sex.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:39am

    I bought some really cheap qtips and it feels like I'm cleaning my ears out with twigs. Now I know what it's like to go home with the ugly chick - it may get the job done but you don't enjoy it.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:14pm

    dudes, go q-tip your ears and tell me it doesn't feel amazing. better than BAD sex, not quite as good as good.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:49pm

    Sadly, that is incredibly accurate.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 3:09pm

    2:22 re-read it again and note that it says BAD sex.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:13am

    9:08 reminds me of one of my favorite quotes: Sex is like pizza: when its good, its really fucking good. And even when its bad, its still pretty good!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:13pm

    281 330 8004 i will forever remember that number unfortunately

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:33am

    How about trying a good q-tip in the vagina next time.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:33pm

    ...PERHAPS IF YOU HAVE NO GENITALIA, FIGNUTS!!! LOL LOL LOL!!1

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:07am

    ture and really funny

  • 77 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:56pm

    Totally true. Its feels quite nice, no?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:49pm

    i just dont think that you have had good sex if you are thinking that. lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 3:23pm

    Q-tipping your ears while pooping is the best thing EVER!

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    Submitted by thinkgreen420 on May 17, 10 at 12:41pm

    Ear-rotic, aren't we?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:21am

    i totally had an amazing ear swabing this morning. the sex... meh

  • 68 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:56pm

    October 12th poster is a fucking idiot. LOL

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 2:22pm

    sex is better than anything, how pathetic your life must be!

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    Submitted by tmccleaf1171 on Apr 2, 10 at 11:18am

    Q-tips warn you not to put them in your ears; true story. Check the box.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:08pm

    dude even bad sex is still good.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 4:15pm

    try earsex next time.... kill 2 birds with one stone

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    Submitted by loismustdie on Apr 4, 10 at 6:02am

    It's an eargasm

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:34pm

    Cleaning my ears out is my favorite thing to do. I totally text Mike Jones every time this happens.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:27pm

    If u think bad sex is good u prob don't get enough to know the difference. I would rather circle jerk lol

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    Submitted by carathewatemelon on Nov 9, 11 at 7:09pm

    Agreed