Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
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I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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