So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
