I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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