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  • 29 19
    Submitted by llamachicaou on Jan 13, 13 at 10:04am

    Your mom was opposed to blowjobs.

    • 25 23
      Submitted by WV_kiwi on Jan 14, 13 at 2:18am

      too tired to give a blowjob and too drunk to tell him to pull out

  • 26 24
    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Jan 13, 13 at 10:48am

    To be an annoyance at social events. Now that you have evaluated your behavior, make 2013 way more fun.

  • 19 22
    Submitted by MyDixieNormus on Jan 13, 13 at 10:42am

    Touché llama