so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
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He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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