i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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