it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
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Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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