that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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