I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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