Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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