You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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