I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Did I show you my penis last night?
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Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
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Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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