I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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