Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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