is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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