I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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