i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
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Maybe Santa can bring you some mints
Try gargling with something other than sperm
To the girls, why is it that any girl who gives more head than you is a whore, and any girl that gives less head than you is a prude? Hmm.
-- The Rusty Hammer
I have a 9 inch present to give you, sweetie
wish i would get some head for christmas. next time use mouthwash we dont like smellin our own penis nd yea if it smelled that bad u shouldnt have done it
Calling her a slut really isn't fair. She could be with a boyfriend and sucked his dick. You are so Hypocrtical cuz what about the guy who let his dick get sucked. He is a whore too. Or hey! Maybe neither are slutty and they are just doing what humans do. U act like you all don't do the same shit
??? Maybe the OP has been "generous" with one guy (repeatedly). Such judgmental people here. ...
Unless you did it all 12 months, you're a "shit ton" out of luck because Santa doesn't like slackers.
I love Jacksonville.
Skank. You don't even deserve a lump of coal.
I totally agree with 11:45, what's with hatin' on head-givin'?? The world would be such a happier place if there were more BJs going around!!
Also, if your dude's spunk is tasting so bad it leaves a taste in your mouth 'til the next morning, tell him to drink pineapple juice! Also, see if he'll eat more fresh fruit and cut back on some red meat, 'cause that will DRAMATICALLY change the taste, and make it more sweet :)
The only present your getting is herpes, but it's a gift that will keep on giving and giving and giving :)
whats up with all the rage on here?
peace and love kids!
let the girl give head if she wants, just life yo lifeee ayyyy
The quintessential slut of Duval. Not quite a rare sight to behold.
Charles Rutherford thinks ur gonna have to suck off Santa if you want ur present,
8:34 - don't question why things are like that. Just accept that it is so.
904 .. thats most likely my dick in her mouth
What does penis breath smell like?
guarantee you it's a dude. a cocksuckin fellar
Female dogs and garden tools
If you will let me give you that breath, you will get diamonds.
you know what I hate more than anything? When people call other people hypocrites because they give their opinion. 2:45 first noted that people are assuming so they shouldnt call someone a whore..and then turns around and calls everyone hypocrites and assumes that all the guys get their dick sucked all the time.. hypocrisy as its finest..
Santa doesn't like whores!!
"penis breath"?? oh God...
Haha I'm in the same boat
If she's young enough to believe santa gives out presents then maybe she wouldn't be giving out blowjobs.
A shit ton, huh? U must clog the toilets regularly
Fucking skanks. Gotta love it
i woke with this morning with a little hint of a the pen15 party in my mouth too.. if you know what i mean ; P.. sloppy!
I agree 2:45. She could simply have been with her bf last night. Always have to assume that someone does something sexual, then they are sluts/whores.
Th op must have been sucking the grinch's dick if it smelled that bad
Santa will probably bring you the gift of herpes. You should suck off Santa Claus too if you want to guarantee a shit ton of presents
*sigh* That's so gross, Jacksonville.
Brush your teeth ya filthy mcnasty!
you can't brush your teeth right after you give someone a blow job, that tears your gums and opens yourself up for infection.
People who feel judgmental towards others sex lives are rarely happy with their own. (Translation, I'm sorry about your penis insecurity, but the man the fuck up and get over it already)
Damn whores are everywhere.
It's not really penis breath more like cum breath... I guess you'll always fail the dickaliZer.
Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
Ever thought about mint flavored rubbers?
Maybe if you blew someone named Rudolph
Yeah.. he's going to bring you herpes, chlamydia, AND gonorrhea. Merry Christmas Slut.
HO HO HO...Merry Xmas :P
Awwwww white girls are so friendly
Girls can get penis breath? Hahaha
a shit ton of assorted STDs
You are all assuming this is a girl!
But you've still been naughty, that's the rub
like a rotting penis i would assume
10 to 1 says this is from a dude.
Lol. 904? That could be my penis she is smelling!
Only if you blow him to you dirty whore lol
Wow 904 area too makes me proud to be from Jacksonville
I hate penis breath!!!
How about penicillan, fucking whore!
theres not such thing as penis breath you whore...