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  • 82 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 8:34am

    To the girls, why is it that any girl who gives more head than you is a whore, and any girl that gives less head than you is a prude? Hmm. -- The Rusty Hammer

  • 69 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 7:14am

    Maybe Santa can bring you some mints

  • 73 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 8:33am

    Try gargling with something other than sperm

  • 69 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:26pm

    duuuuuuuuvaaaaaaaaal !

  • 65 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:42pm

    wish i would get some head for christmas. next time use mouthwash we dont like smellin our own penis nd yea if it smelled that bad u shouldnt have done it

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 10:30am

    ??? Maybe the OP has been "generous" with one guy (repeatedly). Such judgmental people here. ...

  • 73 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:45pm

    Calling her a slut really isn't fair. She could be with a boyfriend and sucked his dick. You are so Hypocrtical cuz what about the guy who let his dick get sucked. He is a whore too. Or hey! Maybe neither are slutty and they are just doing what humans do. U act like you all don't do the same shit

  • 66 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:09pm

    I totally agree with 11:45, what's with hatin' on head-givin'?? The world would be such a happier place if there were more BJs going around!! Also, if your dude's spunk is tasting so bad it leaves a taste in your mouth 'til the next morning, tell him to drink pineapple juice! Also, see if he'll eat more fresh fruit and cut back on some red meat, 'cause that will DRAMATICALLY change the taste, and make it more sweet :)

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:51pm

    The only present your getting is herpes, but it's a gift that will keep on giving and giving and giving :)

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:37pm

    I have a 9 inch present to give you, sweetie

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:53am

    I love Jacksonville.

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 5:26pm

    Female dogs and garden tools

  • 72 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 7:06am

    Th op must have been sucking the grinch's dick if it smelled that bad

  • 58 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:45am

    whats up with all the rage on here? peace and love kids! let the girl give head if she wants, just life yo lifeee ayyyy

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 3:51pm

    I agree 2:45. She could simply have been with her bf last night. Always have to assume that someone does something sexual, then they are sluts/whores.

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 11:25am

    Santa doesn't like whores!!

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 7:48am

    What does penis breath smell like?

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 10:04am

    Charles Rutherford thinks ur gonna have to suck off Santa if you want ur present,

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 9:38am

    A shit ton, huh? U must clog the toilets regularly

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 9:07am

    8:34 - don't question why things are like that. Just accept that it is so.

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 9:42am

    guarantee you it's a dude. a cocksuckin fellar

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 8:02am

    It's not really penis breath more like cum breath... I guess you'll always fail the dickaliZer.

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 2:52pm

    904 .. thats most likely my dick in her mouth

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 5:04pm

    The quintessential slut of Duval. Not quite a rare sight to behold.

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:14am

    i woke with this morning with a little hint of a the pen15 party in my mouth too.. if you know what i mean ; P.. sloppy!

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 10:59am

    If you will let me give you that breath, you will get diamonds.

  • 61 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 10:43am

    Unless you did it all 12 months, you're a "shit ton" out of luck because Santa doesn't like slackers.

  • 64 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:56am

    you know what I hate more than anything? When people call other people hypocrites because they give their opinion. 2:45 first noted that people are assuming so they shouldnt call someone a whore..and then turns around and calls everyone hypocrites and assumes that all the guys get their dick sucked all the time.. hypocrisy as its finest..

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 5:51pm

    Awwwww white girls are so friendly

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 11:18am

    Girls can get penis breath? Hahaha

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 7:57am

    like a rotting penis i would assume

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 7:03am

    Haha I'm in the same boat

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 11:16am

    *sigh* That's so gross, Jacksonville.

  • 58 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 4:57pm

    Duvallllllll!!! 

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 10:08am

    Damn whores are everywhere.

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 7:04am

    HO HO HO...Merry Xmas :P

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:57pm

    Ever thought about mint flavored rubbers?

  • 58 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 7:30am

    Santa will probably bring you the gift of herpes. You should suck off Santa Claus too if you want to guarantee a shit ton of presents

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 11:57am

    Skank. You don't even deserve a lump of coal.

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 6:17pm

    People who feel judgmental towards others sex lives are rarely happy with their own. (Translation, I'm sorry about your penis insecurity, but the man the fuck up and get over it already)

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 11:17am

    If she's young enough to believe santa gives out presents then maybe she wouldn't be giving out blowjobs.

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 7:33am

    Maybe if you blew someone named Rudolph

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 8:15am

    Brush your teeth ya filthy mcnasty!

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 8:10am

    Fucking skanks. Gotta love it

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:22pm

    you can't brush your teeth right after you give someone a blow job, that tears your gums and opens yourself up for infection.

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:00pm

    duuuuuuuuvaaaaaaal!!!

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:17am

    Yeah.. he's going to bring you herpes, chlamydia, AND gonorrhea. Merry Christmas Slut.

  • 57 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 7:19am

    Only if you blow him to you dirty whore lol

  • 56 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 8:16am

    You are all assuming this is a girl!

  • 56 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:15am

    Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 10:58am

    "penis breath"??  oh God...

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:51pm

    I hate penis breath!!!

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 10:07am

    a shit ton of assorted STDs

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 9:11am

    Wow 904 area too makes me proud to be from Jacksonville

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 7:03am

    theres not such thing as penis breath you whore...

  • 49 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 7:29am

    But you've still been naughty, that's the rub

  • 45 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 10:58am

    Lol. 904? That could be my penis she is smelling!

  • 47 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 6:37pm

    10 to 1 says this is from a dude.

  • 47 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:24am

    How about penicillan, fucking whore!

  • 44 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 10:43am

    nastiness, seriously