i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
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Try gargling with something other than sperm
To the girls, why is it that any girl who gives more head than you is a whore, and any girl that gives less head than you is a prude? Hmm.
-- The Rusty Hammer
I have a 9 inch present to give you, sweetie
Calling her a slut really isn't fair. She could be with a boyfriend and sucked his dick. You are so Hypocrtical cuz what about the guy who let his dick get sucked. He is a whore too. Or hey! Maybe neither are slutty and they are just doing what humans do. U act like you all don't do the same shit
Maybe Santa can bring you some mints
Skank. You don't even deserve a lump of coal.
??? Maybe the OP has been "generous" with one guy (repeatedly). Such judgmental people here. ...
wish i would get some head for christmas. next time use mouthwash we dont like smellin our own penis nd yea if it smelled that bad u shouldnt have done it
Unless you did it all 12 months, you're a "shit ton" out of luck because Santa doesn't like slackers.
I totally agree with 11:45, what's with hatin' on head-givin'?? The world would be such a happier place if there were more BJs going around!!
Also, if your dude's spunk is tasting so bad it leaves a taste in your mouth 'til the next morning, tell him to drink pineapple juice! Also, see if he'll eat more fresh fruit and cut back on some red meat, 'cause that will DRAMATICALLY change the taste, and make it more sweet :)
I love Jacksonville.
904 .. thats most likely my dick in her mouth
8:34 - don't question why things are like that. Just accept that it is so.
Charles Rutherford thinks ur gonna have to suck off Santa if you want ur present,
you know what I hate more than anything? When people call other people hypocrites because they give their opinion. 2:45 first noted that people are assuming so they shouldnt call someone a whore..and then turns around and calls everyone hypocrites and assumes that all the guys get their dick sucked all the time.. hypocrisy as its finest..
The only present your getting is herpes, but it's a gift that will keep on giving and giving and giving :)
The quintessential slut of Duval. Not quite a rare sight to behold.
What does penis breath smell like?
i woke with this morning with a little hint of a the pen15 party in my mouth too.. if you know what i mean ; P.. sloppy!
Th op must have been sucking the grinch's dick if it smelled that bad
whats up with all the rage on here?
peace and love kids!
let the girl give head if she wants, just life yo lifeee ayyyy
"penis breath"?? oh God...
I agree 2:45. She could simply have been with her bf last night. Always have to assume that someone does something sexual, then they are sluts/whores.
guarantee you it's a dude. a cocksuckin fellar
Female dogs and garden tools
A shit ton, huh? U must clog the toilets regularly
Santa doesn't like whores!!
If she's young enough to believe santa gives out presents then maybe she wouldn't be giving out blowjobs.
If you will let me give you that breath, you will get diamonds.
Fucking skanks. Gotta love it
Haha I'm in the same boat
Brush your teeth ya filthy mcnasty!
Santa will probably bring you the gift of herpes. You should suck off Santa Claus too if you want to guarantee a shit ton of presents
Girls can get penis breath? Hahaha
*sigh* That's so gross, Jacksonville.
you can't brush your teeth right after you give someone a blow job, that tears your gums and opens yourself up for infection.
People who feel judgmental towards others sex lives are rarely happy with their own. (Translation, I'm sorry about your penis insecurity, but the man the fuck up and get over it already)
Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
Damn whores are everywhere.
Maybe if you blew someone named Rudolph
HO HO HO...Merry Xmas :P
Ever thought about mint flavored rubbers?
10 to 1 says this is from a dude.
It's not really penis breath more like cum breath... I guess you'll always fail the dickaliZer.
like a rotting penis i would assume
Awwwww white girls are so friendly
a shit ton of assorted STDs
Only if you blow him to you dirty whore lol
Lol. 904? That could be my penis she is smelling!
But you've still been naughty, that's the rub
Yeah.. he's going to bring you herpes, chlamydia, AND gonorrhea. Merry Christmas Slut.
You are all assuming this is a girl!
Wow 904 area too makes me proud to be from Jacksonville
I hate penis breath!!!
How about penicillan, fucking whore!
theres not such thing as penis breath you whore...