I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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