when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I look better un-naked...
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
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The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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