What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
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My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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