Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
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I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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