All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
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See that jar on her fireplace mantle? It has your masculinity in it.
cook her dog and feed it to her as a burrito covered in shredded cheese
Rufies dude, rufies...
When she got home from work, I just curled up, under her feet like the bitch I am.
Apparently you're already whooped...too late