after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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