One girl and one boy is just not enough.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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