A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
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We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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