I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Fuck appropriateness.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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