so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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