Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
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And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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