And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
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I got one of those the other day. Probably one of the reasons I'm wifeing that woman.
Bout a month into wedded bliss you'll never get another one.
It'll work the first few months, then you'll be lucky to get your laundry folded.
and make sammichs
Sounds like a compromise ;)
And this is why you will not be happy with your wife... You don't deserve a woman of quality
So the story goes: the groom is standing at the altar with a huge smile on his face. He says to the best man, "I just got the best blowjob of my life, and I am about to marry that girl." \nIn the back of the church the bride has a huge smile on her face. She says to the maid of honor, "I just gave the last blowjob of my life." True Story.
So don't worry about folding it. Hang it up on hangers or just lay it down flat in a closet. Also, you should want to show her that you're glad to be home with her, and not just that you want sucky-sucky after a long day at work. Also, eat her out. A lot. That should help.