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    Submitted by bass80hz on Mar 9, 13 at 12:11pm

    I got one of those the other day. Probably one of the reasons I'm wifeing that woman.

    • 34 37
      Submitted by snakebite on Mar 10, 13 at 9:38am

      Bout a month into wedded bliss you'll never get another one.

  • 66 43
    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Mar 9, 13 at 12:35pm

    It'll work the first few months, then you'll be lucky to get your laundry folded.

  • 47 45
    Submitted by rwool on Mar 9, 13 at 12:17pm

    and make sammichs

  • 39 36
    Submitted by Key_umm on Mar 9, 13 at 11:48am

    Sounds like a compromise ;)

  • 39 40
    Submitted by Malicius on Mar 9, 13 at 12:23pm


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    Submitted by douchepatrol on Mar 10, 13 at 1:19pm

    So the story goes: the groom is standing at the altar with a huge smile on his face. He says to the best man, "I just got the best blowjob of my life, and I am about to marry that girl." \nIn the back of the church the bride has a huge smile on her face. She says to the maid of honor, "I just gave the last blowjob of my life." True Story.

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    Submitted by felidae on Mar 11, 13 at 12:45pm

    And this is why you will not be happy with your wife... You don't deserve a woman of quality

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Apr 20, 13 at 10:10pm

    So don't worry about folding it. Hang it up on hangers or just lay it down flat in a closet. Also, you should want to show her that you're glad to be home with her, and not just that you want sucky-sucky after a long day at work. Also, eat her out. A lot. That should help.