Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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