I'm drive I can fine osifer
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
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There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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