1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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