So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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