Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
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do you want some white stains on your mouth??
Well, it beats that crusty tube sock in the corner.
no. im sorry. tube sock crusties are normal. i myself could not maintain an erection to "hahahaha that tickles" let alone give him a facial
this is fake, cum doesn't dry white
I agree with 8:47. (:
I'm so tired of people trying to fucking debunk texts like they're part of fucking ghost hunters.
12:00 knows whats up
hahahaha that tickles :)
2:20 cum doesn't dry clear
I like that... Haha wait... I'm gunna go see if my bf has a tickle me elmo doll... 0.0
cum doesn't dry clear on everything
for one, cum is not "white" when its fresh either and if it is i think you need to see a doctor. it should be a cloudy clearish type color. and two when it dries it can be white or clear depending on what its on.
Does stain automatically mean dry?
Cum isn't white when it dries....then again, who said it was dry???
i dont know whats wierder, the guy having a tickle me elmo doll or that he uses it to jack off
yeah buddy! hit that!
this isn't awkward this is fake
Don't worry (250) it's skeet.
the white stain could really be anytyhing
lets all not jump to conclusions.......:/
best text ive seen all week LOL
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
I think we can use our imagination on that one
ahahahaaa thats messed up. then again, elmo deserves it.
It is not cheating cause it is your "Tickle Me Elmo."
@3:35 Thank you.... Dried cum is not white people... have non of you had sex before...
Ask Monica Lewinsky what color dried cum is
HAHAHAH! The poor mans blow up doll...
12:00, on some materials it does.
maybe the tickle me elmo was huffing glue?
such a fake. for 1 - cum dries up and is clear, 2 - you wouldn't be able to see it unles you looked closely.
Don't make up shit and post it.
ya'll of the elmo tickle hands?