Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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