I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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