So drunk, too bad you don't want this
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
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i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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