sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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