Quick, to the slutcave!
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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