You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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