Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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