Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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