i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
she was so not down for the gang bang
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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