Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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