I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Randomize
