I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
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Handcuffs, a nightstick, mirror shades, and a uniform? Yes please.
fuck it. I was still attracted to her
At least she respects you enough to do that. Could be a good sign.
Play "Mrs. Officer" by Lil Wayne ... Now
Just find out what strip clubs she works at.