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• (519): View more from Ontario

  We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents

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  I'm down.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.

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• (530): View more from California

  both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.

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• (607): View more from New York

  She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.

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• (831): View more from California

  I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.

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  21 Times Karma Showed These People Not to Mess Around

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning

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  Damnit.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch

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