the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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Adults still talk about jacking off. You grow up.
dont you mean the sec was jacking off with playboy good?
Doggy style sucks when you can smell the girls ass
I Jack off on my lunch break.
who thinks jerking off is bad?
I agree with 5:51. A bunch of men and women masturbate even though they get laid regularly because if you want a job done right, you have to do it yourself. Besides, a quick three minute jerk is a lot easier and save more time than having sex.
Hell people, like you never EVER jack off oce after you've lost your virginity. Stop going on about "you don't jack off once you're in college". He could be referring to his experiences years ago when he's talking about jacking off for all u know. Or he just using an example. Grow up. I can't stand ppl who say "I can get laid. I don't jack off EVER anymore"
Did people seriously not get this? He means it was lame and boring
Ok these r txts tht ppl thought were funny if u get offended by it that isn't this persons fault it's your fault for not growing up and freakking out about it
Just jerk off this morning
I think :playboy" is the key word here. Its referencing the fact that playboy is softcore.
Yeah adult losers. Fucking assbags.
obviously OP is still in high school... what self respecting guy in college NEEDS to jack off? even the nerds in the apartments across the hall from me get laid.
I worship Hugh Hefner. Hugh Hefner is better than Chuck Norris.
Hey total douche bag, I make girls deep throat while thier sleeping after I go anal on them. top that
It's like sex with someone from Texas.
Who gives tht a thumbs up
I think it's gross so fuck off. You people are losers
this must be about my ex-wife
That's right 7:23. Sometimes I'd rather avoid the hassle of "the game", foreplay, and cuddling or avoidance of cuddling. All that takes a lot of effort.
In soviet Russia, playboy jacks off to you!
kinda like when u have to tell them "no teeth" repetitively
Of course you jerked off this morning. Because you're a moron and you think it's a necessity. Drink bleach assbag
Fucking porn addicted losers. Keep polluting the minds of yet another generation and spread your disease.
I bet you won't be happy when your kids are as foul as you are.
That's when you tell the bitch to flip over. Can't mess up doggy style
I'm thinking those who think this was a "good night" need someone to show them a good time in bed. Poor kids.
Anyone else sick of hearing college kids talking about jacking off? Grow the fuck up.
Wene did I do that
Agreed. When u grow up you'll realize jacking off is unnecessary. But you're a dumb ass.