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  • Adults still talk about jacking off. You grow up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:06pm
  • dont you mean the sec was jacking off with playboy good?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:50pm
  • Doggy style sucks when you can smell the girls ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:28pm
  • I Jack off on my lunch break.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:32am
  • Ok these r txts tht ppl thought were funny if u get offended by it that isn't this persons fault it's your fault for not growing up and freakking out about it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:04pm
  • Did people seriously not get this? He means it was lame and boring

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:44pm
  • who thinks jerking off is bad?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:10pm
  • I agree with 5:51. A bunch of men and women masturbate even though they get laid regularly because if you want a job done right, you have to do it yourself. Besides, a quick three minute jerk is a lot easier and save more time than having sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:23am
  • Hell people, like you never EVER jack off oce after you've lost your virginity. Stop going on about "you don't jack off once you're in college". He could be referring to his experiences years ago when he's talking about jacking off for all u know. Or he just using an example. Grow up. I can't stand ppl who say "I can get laid. I don't jack off EVER anymore"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:51am
  • Yeah adult losers. Fucking assbags.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:07pm
  • He'll yeah

    Submitted by deerslayer1578 on Oct 24, 10 at 8:57pm
  • Just jerk off this morning

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:17pm
  • obviously OP is still in high school... what self respecting guy in college NEEDS to jack off? even the nerds in the apartments across the hall from me get laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:10am
  • I worship Hugh Hefner. Hugh Hefner is better than Chuck Norris.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:31am
  • I think :playboy" is the key word here. Its referencing the fact that playboy is softcore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:31pm
  • I think it's gross so fuck off. You people are losers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:12pm
  • Hey total douche bag, I make girls deep throat while thier sleeping after I go anal on them. top that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:37pm
  • this must be about my ex-wife

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:51pm
  • kinda like when u have to tell them "no teeth" repetitively

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:23pm
  • In soviet Russia, playboy jacks off to you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:08pm
  • I'm thinking those who think this was a "good night" need someone to show them a good time in bed. Poor kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:29am
  • Of course you jerked off this morning. Because you're a moron and you think it's a necessity. Drink bleach assbag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:42pm
  • Fucking porn addicted losers. Keep polluting the minds of yet another generation and spread your disease.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:08pm
  • Who gives tht a thumbs up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:15pm
  • That's right 7:23. Sometimes I'd rather avoid the hassle of "the game", foreplay, and cuddling or avoidance of cuddling. All that takes a lot of effort.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:26am
  • I bet you won't be happy when your kids are as foul as you are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:13pm
  • Wene did I do that

    Submitted by deerslayer1578 on Oct 24, 10 at 8:55pm
  • Agreed. When u grow up you'll realize jacking off is unnecessary. But you're a dumb ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:33pm
  • That's when you tell the bitch to flip over. Can't mess up doggy style

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:29pm
  • It's like sex with someone from Texas. -not Texan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 7:44pm
  • Anyone else sick of hearing college kids talking about jacking off? Grow the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:05pm